The Blitz ... is me.

Have you seen the episode of how I met your mother when Ted, then Barney become the Blitz, and they miss out on all the cool stuff when their not looking. We'll I've realised thats me.

Friends are always talking about how they have so much fun at parties, and the one I go to with them gets shut down in the first 15 minutes, before anything happens.

I play a drinking game with them, and it's fun. Then I find out that I missed out on strip kings. People were walking around naked. People as in GIRLS. And the only photo on facebook is of 4 naked guys.

Bummer. Ah well ...